What Fertility 2.0 means to The Dusty Rhino

To alleviate social, economic and environmental problems associated with over-population, the People’s Republic of China instituted a policy restricting families to having just one child.  When a cells’ growth goes unregulated, doctors must attempt to stem the harmful effects on the human body through radiation, surgery and chemotherapy.  When the number of people who wish to participate in Burning Man has proliferated to the point where not everyone can attend, certain restrictions on tickets had to be implemented.

There is indeed a point where fertility must be checked, and the Dusty Rhino must accept this reality in a new “2.0” Burning Man. So this author, along with a number of other individuals without tickets who have conceived, reared, funded, loved and enriched our art car, will remain home.

Yet, as “2.0” conveys a rebirth, creating something new, more intelligent, efficient and productive than its predecessor, the Dusty Rhino again wishes to grace the Playa, albeit in a renewed, reborn form.

Since the Dusty Rhino’s crew cannot all attend, the art car has been mechanically reworked to make it far easier to assemble, run, repair and disassemble. Whereas before, only a few individuals with the specialized skills and knowledge could get the Rhino ready to play on the Playa, now nearly anyone who knows how to use a wrench will be capable of operation.

The Dusty Rhino 2.0 is ready to leave his bay at American Steel, venture out on his own, making new friends along the way. And his crew, some will join him and others, like sperm, egg and womb donors, will continue to participate by creating something that can be enjoyed in their absence.

Rhino Roar: A Dusty Rhino Fundraiser

 

We literally cannot wait the whole summer to hear the Dusty Rhino ROAR with her upgraded sound system…so we are are teaming up with the best sound in San Francisco yet again to let off some steam.
Join the Dusty Rhino crew at Monarch on Friday, June 8th for deliciously dirty beats and lots of love.

For those who have made it out to the last couple of events, you know we will sell out so get your pre-sale tickets and come out early. (We will be reserving space and have an express lane for everyone with a presales this time). Discounted pre-sale tickets starting at $10 available at www.rhinoroar.eventbrite.com. $15 at the door if horny (i.e. work a horn in your attire), $20 hornless. All proceeds support the Dusty Rhino Art Car.

In case you forgot, here are some reasons to love the Dusty Rhino:

- Busting a move in front of a fire-throwing ivory beast at the Burn

- Dancing with thousands of your friends and neighbors at the feet of a bass-booming White Rhino at SF Decompression

- Because you have a thing for long horns, loud music and lots of fire

Lineup:
DJ Zach Moore (Space Cowboys)
DJ Dane (Dusty Rhino | I Like It Dirty)
DJ Alvaro Bravo
More DJs TBA

Thank you for an epic night and a successful fundraiser!!!

To all who came out to support the Rhino, thank you from the bottom of our horns. The Rhino party was so good it was hard to remember it was St. Patty’s Day. Special thanks to DJ Dane, Alvaro Bravo, DJMK, mystr/htcht, Clarkie, Zach Moore, and DJ Icon, your music was thumping as always!!! We will be having many more events in the near future so keep informed and follow the news here!!

St. Patty’s Day + The Dusty Rhino = The Green Rhino!!

 

Top o’ the Mornin’ to all you Dusty Rhino Lovers!! After our EPIC fundraiser in January, we are bringing horny back to Monarch on St. Patrick’s Day, Saturday, March 17th. Get your St Patty’s best, horns and dancing shoes ready…this one is going to get crazy! Limited pre-sale tickets are available for $10 at www.greenrhino.eventbrite.com. Tickets will be $15 at the door for those in the St. Patrick’s Day Spirit or Horny (wearing horns). $20 in regular street clothes.

DJ Lineup:
DJ Icon
DJ Zach Moore
DJ Clarkie
DJMK
DJ Alvaro Bravo
DJ Dane
MYSTR/HTCHT